Fucking monkey. I’ve never seen a gorilla with no hair! So he can fucking suck his own fucking cock and his mate in his band’s cock. That cunt’s going on about I haven’t sung a decent tune for years, right? I think it’s quite ironic . At least I do sing tunes; what’s that fucking nonsense that’s on the radio -‘ooh-de-fucky-boo’- it’s like fucking three-year olds music, worse than Steps. Now there’s a cunt who’s not into it. Whatever happened to his beloved Blur? I’ll slap that bald cunt when I see him, the dick. Wants to get a wig or summat before he starts talking about me. I’m sure he’s winding me up and he’s done a good job, but I’m here for the wind-up so that’s that.
Liam Gallagher on Damon and Gorillaz (2001)
(Source: nothingtolosebutmymind)